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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 22 points 15 hours ago (4 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 18 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

When he used to suck off all his friends and their buddies, it was just doing some brothers a favor. But ever since getting scanned at the airport, he's starting to suspect that he might have tasted 300 dicks because he likes it.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world -1 points 9 hours ago

Who wouldn't be afraid to say they're gay, or bisexual.

But yourself...

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