I’m just into it for the stats. Biggest gains, smallest shrinkage in the cold, stretchiest foreskin, etc. I challenge any of these little fucks to beat my record for strongest vertical and starboard curvature. No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”

actually, ducks got ya beat. They have corkscrew penises.
scientific diagram possible NSFW, if you think an anatomy diagram counts as NSFW

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’ll have to start training from scratch. Resistance kegals, power thrusts, an entirely new stretching and bending rig. Ducks have been on top for far too long. I’ll be topping them soon enough.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Please don't fuck the ducks.