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I have OP magic. I can reverse time and take my money back from your future. There is no escape from OP Magic Lemmings.

You have 1 year. What do you do with this small sum of money?

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 76 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Take out a loan using it as collateral. Then it doesn’t matter if you take it back, I still have the loan. Then I guess buy a small company and gut it for resources. Rinse and repeat. Get rich. Lose my ethics. Start paying off women with offers of a horse. Lose my hair. Get my butt hair put on my head. Buy a shitty company and make it shittier. Treat my kids like garbage. Buy the president. Be the most hated man in the world. Fake my gaming stats. Die alone.

[–] Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You forgot try to enlarge my micro penis and break it completely so now not only can I not get it up without a hand pump I am completely unable to climax.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The only pump and dump Musk knows is the stock market

[–] runiq@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

no notes, i'd do the same