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"Mennonites" while the husband is dressed like a completely modern dude probably works a normal job and does whatever the fuck he wants while his slave wife stays home and raises the kids
Well technically his slave wife stays home and raises the kid. Days since she killed one from negligence: 0.
Complete with the douchebag sunglasses sitting on the brim of the hat.
This looks like they guy behind a giant sales company
Does it? Looks like bubba fuck up who's still doing used car sales in his hometown to me.
There is a wrong way to wear hats and glasses now?
Stop being a unhelpful walrus or a Karen, you contribute nothing to the conversation by being like this and grasping pearls
Grrr angry man
I’m not angry just fed up, you might be misreading this because your glasses are on incorrectly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You didnt even understand my comment, and jumped to pearl clutching...then said I misread. Projection is strong with you
Yeah what a load of shit. They claimed to be Mennonite for a religious exemption, 100%.
Not old order Mennonite then. They don't even use zippers because they are not mentioned in the bibel. They must be in a 'pick and choose' branch.