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[โ€“] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 70 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I do watch porn. But at least I'm on an ANONYMOUS FUCKING INTERNET FORUM so I can say it.

[โ€“] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 days ago (2 children)

just for shits and giggles I went through the last 7 days of your comments and took notes:

  • UK citizen (uses currency and talks about local chocolate brands)
  • SteamDeck owner
  • soccer/football fan
  • gamer
  • DRM hater
  • frequent videogame pirate (knows the name of a less popular repacker)
  • work at job about shoes
  • doesn't have a foot fetish
  • boycotting the US
  • Porn watcher (probs older bc you referenced a specific one and people don't do that nowadays)

From this I would have to call every shoe stores in the UK to inform them that there is a miniscule chance their employee watches porn in their free time.

I wasted like 20m on this lol

And to be fair I'm not any better, I doxxed my full location on lemmy once accidentally ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago
  • boycotting the US

[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Except for the foot things; that doesn't narrow it down at all!

[โ€“] biofaust@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Given access to the right data, even just the first 2 bits would narrow it down a lot.

[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It's a joke that we all are similar to OP.

[โ€“] Sandal6823@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Anonymous? I know your E Mail, IP Address and will analyze all your previous posts

[โ€“] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is email really visible, I thought that wasn't displayed publicly. I don't see your email

[โ€“] modus@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It's only visible to you. Everyone else sees it censored. Here's mine in plaintext: xxxxxxx@xxxxx.xxx

You shouldn't see my email address. Only yours.

[โ€“] xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 points 3 days ago

I'm disappointed... It looks like all the x.xxx domains were registered in 2012 and are just parked (or maybe the register reserved them? I can't tell). It would have been fun if this could be a real email.

[โ€“] Sandal6823@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

It's visible if I pay $500 to the admins

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Settle down Francis.