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Living my dream (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's all fine, it's when she gets naked on the bed with a jar of peanut butter and a spatula that things start getting weird

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Don't threaten me with a good time...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

a spatula that stings

Why is she hitting you with the spatula?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Seriously. Should be a newspaper.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago

Don't yuck the yum