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You didn't think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?
You would all be dead without my David!
I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel
Did not expect an Armageddon reference.
Independence day?
Oh shit, I think you're right. My bad.