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[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

as a gen z i absolutely hate weed pens so much. they take 110% of the fun out of it. and they clog. and taste worse. and "uh hey do you have a charger my weed died" is just ????? no thank you.

i prefer that apple pipe or literally any other stoner engineering and my sploof. you can put cute stickers and stuff on a sploof too. smoking weed is supposed to be an experience not a quick inhale off a metal rod and forgetting about it until it hits. if ur bringing a pen to a smoke sesh bye. take ur vape somewhere else :) rant over

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 25 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

A detailed diagram depicting a "toilet bong". A man kneels in front of the toilet and uses a flamethrower to heat a green rock, labeled 420, in the tank. He then inhales the fumes through a tube in the basin of the toilet.

You ain't OG if you've never smoked the toilet bong.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

My very first experience with weed was at a party, hitting a gravity bong made out of a 2L bottle of Coke, a big jug of Hawaiian Punch, and the fattest bowl I’ve ever fucking seen:

I hit the entire 2L, (essentially 1-hitting the entire bowl), accidentally sucked too hard at the end of the hit and got a mouthful of dirty bong water, immediately coughed up a lung while trying not to puke my guts out, and had the most wicked high of my life… The way God intended.

That shit teaches respect. If my first experience with weed was hitting a pen, I wouldn’t have learned that a plant can rip your soul out for like 15 minutes. The same way a newbie beachgoer doesn’t respect the sea until they almost drown, I would have been full of hubris if I had a fucking vape pen as my first experience.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

dude, 15 minutes? I watched my friend take a dab for the first time and he was unresponsive for two fucking hours. He was standing upright staring at the horizon without moving an inch. He only spoke once, about an hour in, and he said "time is nothing"

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

New weed is nothing like old weed. It's WAY stronger now

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 hours ago

Fantastic bucket bong diagram.

I also remember using glass milk bottles. Drop a coin in and smash out the bottom.

Then heat two knives up 'till they're glowing red and put a bit of hash on them and suck the smoke through the bottle.

Lots of coughing would begin...

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 43 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

smoking weed is supposed to be an experience

I mean if you just started smoking yeah. When you've been smoking for 10+ years not every session needs to be life changing. I'll roll up a nice joint or pack a solid bowl for fun times when I want the "experience" but for normal getting high purposes the pen stays by my side

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

oh for sure, but by experience i don't mean life changing as much as i mean literally anything other than a hit off plastic and waiting for it to kick in, id rather do edibles at that point.

my normal getting high purposes usually involve a super tiny crack pipe with a bowl that's already half ash lol. i also just don't like carts because of how different the smoke feels, so 99% of the experience i mean is probably related to the heat of the lighter or something lol idk

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 hours ago

a super tiny crack pipe with a bowl that's already half ash lol

That used to be my normal until I switched to carts and my lungs have thanked my every hit for years. I know that flower tastes better, but the added shit that comes with smoke isn't worth it IMO. Personal preference is personal and all that, but yeah, there's probably part of the particular experience that you relate to and is nostalgic or some shit.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Well the good news is you are free to do edibles any time you like. Lots of people like vape pens. Please don't gatekeep cannabis.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Some of them can taste worse. Good ones, like actual live resin carts and not distillate, taste the same as buds.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

I wouldn't say they taste anything like buds but they do taste p damn good.