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[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 121 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There are dedicated banking hours for a reason. It's so they have time to feed the money tree the crushed bones of children.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And blood. Don't forget the children's blood, which is important to make the watermarks and colors really pop.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Y'all forget to use the whole child? Tears and sweat are free salt that's just thrown away.

[–] CooperRedArmyDog@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Shhh you cant give away the secret that the money trea runs on the bones of children under 7, then we might either get cancled or people will want their own money tree, and I am not sure what is worse