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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 5 months ago

“He said he was going after criminals and illegal immigrants,” Rey said. “Not people like Agustin. Not our son.” We haven't even gotten to the homegrowns yet (: