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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, if I was going to wield an AK47 around, I might at least want pockets tho

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Well, girl pants don't have pockets

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don't worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.

Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 19 points 1 day ago

That's enough internet for today

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

... dear... god...

You can also just wear a chest rig, without pants...

Also, I am now just remebering these exist: Utilikilt.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sir, you are getting dangerously close to infringing on my patented idea "Human Kangaroo Pocket". Expect a C&D from my lawyer within the week.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 53 minutes ago

This is a roo-se!

I’m gonna need some buttons to make sure the pickpockets don’t steal my snickers bar.