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Brain oxygen levels are the most important one iirc
Because once those hit a certain danger threshold there's not much to 'bring back' right? I vaguely recall reading that somewhere.
Brains fail catastrophically and unrecoverably pretty quickly after being starved of oxygen. I don't like the chances of the frozen people who hope to be reanimated in the future
Some of them make for deliciously cursed slushies though
Yeah, I'm not in any way medically anything but I think I remember Dr Mike or one of those talking about how brain death is considered death or something like that.