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Anon indulges (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] don@lemm.ee 102 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.

Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Edit: actually no, I still don’t like this joke

[–] seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 6 points 5 days ago

Probably upside down to feel the vein.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Anon was there for the cock vein

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago

I will never look at a snickers or mars bar the same way again.

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Also, that photo clearly has a "candy warehouse" watermark. If the story was true, that would be a costco watermark.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

For the record, I thought you were hilarious.