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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] don@lemm.ee 103 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Fake: no way you’re getting through that many snickers in one sitting without vomiting your guts up.

Gay: anon is gay, everyone knows this.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Edit: actually no, I still don’t like this joke

Probably upside down to feel the vein.

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