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Anon indulges (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That’s what happened when I eat Chinese food. Only Chinese food. It’s weird.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 12 points 5 days ago

It’s because they typically put a lot of sugar in it when cooking for westerns. Lots of sugar, carbs, and oil equals sugar crash and gout

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Sounds like you're eating westernized chinese food. Get some authentic Chinese cuisine. Pick a region and go nuts, my personal favorite is Southwestern Chinese food.

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

I once violently hit a shroom vape from some bumfuck smoke shop and it did that to me. I saw, after the high set in, that the box said “Do not intended for human consumption”