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Sacrifices have to be made for profit (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They'd sell their organs first.

"Today is mandatory skin, bone marrow, and liver donation day. There might be pizza. Employees with moret han one kidney have to refer to HR."