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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 190 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

16-year-old seduces adult nazi to shoot him in the woods during military occupation is slightly less family friendly than Spiderman, at least from what I remember about Spiderman

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 136 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

At least, it would have been a nice side plot in "Inglorious Basterds".

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 days ago

Oooh, a reference to her, even in passing, would've been neat.

"The Nazi bastards are on high alert. Soldiers keep going into the woods to bang some broad and end up banged themselves. Stupid fuckers keep going out there. I guess their dicks override orders"

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would argue that it is very family friendly if you aren't a Nazi.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

still not exactly the kind of lesson most parents are trying to get into when taking young children to the movies… like no doubt you’re right. But it’s a time and place thing not a is this lesson worth teaching thing.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Not if she says, "For Uncle Ben!" before pulling the trigger.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Why do movies have to be family friendly? I know that was the comparison, but there are so many movies meant only for adults that deal with war. Why not have a war movie with a female protagonist?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

It's gonna be the bedtime stories I tell my kids about.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

perfect setup though. Most of the west would watch it thinking they were the heroine, not the nazi. And then maybe at the end you flip it and make them think about it a little.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What? The person killing nazis was evil and the nazis were the good guys that were murdered innocently??? Do you have alle Tassen im Schrank?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Uh, or you could have the nazis say a bunch of things that we are used to hearing from our own leadership.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Our own leadership are already quoting Nazis...