Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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Ouuu the LIIIIINEEEE!!! (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You can't even say the same thing about yourself. Maybe you have a form of sleepwalking where you unknowingly wander off at night and become a heroin user, turning tricks to pay for it.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Dammit, you're right! I might not even have a legit job! All that money in my bank account might be from blackout bus station blow jobs!

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Your entire life could be the vivid dream of one sick child in a hospital bed somewhere...