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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 91 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

OK, now I need to know.

... tl;dr: a combination of "optimal seed dispersal" and breeding.

Remember the guy who claimed bananas are a sign of god's existence because they are optimally shaped for inserting in your mouth? (edit: the banana is an atheist's nightmare)

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I need to find me a banana that feels so good in my mouth it makes me believe in god

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A good Christian would swallow it whole

Those crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Man that phrasing really got me, lmao. Thanks for the chuckle.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's the wrong end if you want to see god.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago

"Someone sees a soda can, and knows it must have a creator."

I guess the watchmaker argument was a bit too high brow for this guy.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well if bananas are so well designed why do they have a 1 in 6 chance to go extinct

So we can evolve the mult-nanas

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bananas are optimally shaped to be inserted into other orifices in our bodies .... God is either super intelligent or just has a bad sense of humour.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol ..... God designing bananas and the corresponding openings of the human body

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

sorry for the reminder that POS exists

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. High caliber idiots.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And the Lord Our God saith "That's What She said" Amen!

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Sure. My mouth, too, but that's it. Just the two of us and no one else.

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 day ago

I just assumed it was like how ships have bulk heads to isolate damage.