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Exhibit A: The sex scene in Team America
Those are marionettes not Muppets
There's a stage play called Avenue Q
https://www.amestrib.com/story/entertainment/local/2023/11/06/with-swearing-and-puppet-fornication-avenue-q-comes-to-actors-stage-in-ames/71316506007/
I saw it on Broadway during its early run. That's not porn.
It does have Muppet sex though.
No, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
Sounds of Rule34 intensify
Something existing is not the same as something being improved by its inclusion
I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of... Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it...)
I know that it has been made the question was what would not be improved by adding Muppets? My answer is that porn is better without Muppets than with