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The Lord works in mysterious ways? (slrpnk.net)
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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.

[–] Waffle@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick

[–] LavaPlanet@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's when Jesus fucks us.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

There are standard threesomes and then there's a straight-up holy trinity.