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Flying
You’re now a city pigeon.
Flying has its own built-in side effects.
Every time you take off, there's a pretty good chance that people nearby will notice. The government will want to study someone who has the ability to fly, so they'll start surveiling the area. Within a short time they'll figure out who you are, and you'll be captured and eventually dissected.
And, that's assuming your flight superpower comes with the ability to breathe at high altitudes, the ability to resist the cold you'd be exposed to by flying, the ability to see while flying without having your eyes dry out, etc.
Extreme fear of heights
'... I... I just prefer to 'hover', ok?'
"Hey, whats that up in the air?"
"It's a bird."
"No, it's a plane!"
"Wait... Is that...?"
"AAAAAAAUUUGGGHAAAAAAHH"
"It's Banshee Man!"
Stealth low flight mode activated!
Hovering would still be nice
Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings.
You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.
you lose all leg strength
Only at the speed of walking.
You can't walk
Depending on how controlled the flight is, you could just flight 5mm off the ground and just look like you're walking normally.
That sounds perfectly fine though
You get struck by lightning
You can't do it unless you're wearing revealing bondage gear and a ball gag. Your kinks become the story instead of your superpower.