I do this too, though I have one scenario that I replay variations of where a disgruntled employee comes back with a group of mercenaries to take revenge and "do damage to the company" and I take them down John McClane style.

I of course am handsomely rewarded by the company and both respected and a little feared by my coworkers. That's usually where I snap out of it since that's the most unbelievable part.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At best a limp handshake and a $15 gift card for Shake Shack.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Nah, their high class, it would be a printed off certificate and a pizza party forgetting that I'm severely lactose intolerant.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Shake shack sounds better than a gift card to Shack Shack