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Breadstick (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Using the breadstick to dislodge the breadstick

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Through similar logic, I developed an acute case of hamster colony.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 weeks ago

Should have used fish hooks instead.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

exactly. just a few hours later. have some dairy and coffee and there we go.