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submitted 5 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've ingrained this in my brain by doing hand motions whenever I say "port and starboard". I throw my left hand out to my left when I say port and right hand when I say starboard. The muscle memory stops me from forgetting.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Instructions unclear, just punched my first mate in the groin.