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[โ€“] Sergio@slrpnk.net 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah you can almost see the real story screaming out in despair between the lines. Some soulless drone working for electrical company got called out to fix a power line, and on the way they saw a block party going on. They think: wouldn't it be awesome to join that party instead of having to work. But no they go to work and it takes forever and when they finally figure it out, it was just one loose cable. On the drive back they keep dreaming about that block party.

[โ€“] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I'd also gaslight myself into believing I attended the party instead.