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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Hey, boss. Word is one of our competitors is planning a hostile takeover, what's the plan?"

"Turn them into rations and leather dusters."

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Exactly its a lil too real 🤣🤣