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Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.
Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language
This guy right here is a certified nerd
This guy right here is a certified nerd certifier
I didn't certify that nerd certifier though.
You want to be looking for some other nerd certifier certifier for that.
definitely a nerd's nerd.
HTML 5 is also not a programming language.
That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It's a perfectly fine language all things considered.
I wouldn't say it's a perfectly fine language but I also don't understand the people hating on JS developers. If anything kudos to them for suffering through a language filled with such BS as "==" not actually doing what you think it should do (when coming from other languages).
I'm yet to find a non-LISP that doesn't have at least one or two rough edges like that.
Isn't it Turing complete or was that CSS?
Node: Did you say "Nerd"?
I only believe in Bun.
promisify(nerd);Come on y’all, would you lay off the gatekeeping. Some of us still think the free web’s a good thing, lest we all end up in a walled garden hellscape. JavaScript is therefore needed if we’re being pragmatic. Just transpile it from TypeScript if you’re ~~too stuck up for dynamic languages~~ building something big.