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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

my first thought was force feeding, but i do hope nobody force feeds nails to home intruders over there, so my second thought was uhhh, some sort of gun that shoots whatever you put in it? but would pills even work if someone uh, shot you with them? i'm pretty sure all pills are designed to need processing by our digestive track

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

All of the Oxy 80's that have been railed of smoked over the years would like a word.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that's still inserting them into your body in a semi-intended way, curious choice of hole but guess it works. i was thinking more a pill shard making its own hole into your body,,, that probably won't give the pill's intended effect

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

boofing would work way better than snorting or inhaling most pills i imagine, since your ass is still a part of your digestive track and things still do get absorbed through there