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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 1 week ago by kingshrubb@lemmy.ml to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait a minute, I have a plan:

DC is a Federal Jurisdiction. There is no State that can also prosecute you.

So, I go rob a bank in DC, then buy a pardon with the money I just got.

Profit?

🤔

checks my skin color

fuck nvm

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I go rob a bank

What? There's nothing in a bank worth robbing nowadays.

If you want to be pardoned you have to think big and make sure something goes to a Trump.

[–] gex@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Also make sure to not steal from someone rich, so stick to wage theft, crypto scams or tax fraud