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'Baby shark, doo, doo.' Popular kids' song used to deter the homeless (www.youtube.com)

submitted 5 days ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 64 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

This will drive them insane, but it will not deter them.

Soon, the city will be dealing with a bunch of unfortunate folks who are not only poor, but also enraged.

There you go, berserked homeless people!

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 54 points 5 days ago

I love the idea of deterring them as if they have a choice and are just very persistent in exploring their passion, being homeless.....

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

“Ok, we hear you, but how can we add the irresistible craving to eat human flesh into the mix?” - the business owners, probably.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

Evey street dweller will shout the lyrics to Baby Shark in every passerby's ears!

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

And then they call the swat team to clear their camps and accidentally concuss and paralyze a few of them