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https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+long+is+a+car says average 14.7 feet, 13.9 for compact cars or up to 15.7 for a full size car.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+long+is+a+honda+element says 169 inches, which is 14.1 feet
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+long+is+an+suv says typically 15 to 17 feet
I rest my case, I don't care what the manufacturer says. The Element is a little container of wonders, it is no car and no SUV.
(I think "SUV" used to have a different meaning which probably applied pretty well to what the Element is, but in the modern day in common parlance it means a massive mini-truck with an enclosed back section which certainly does not apply here, that was more my point.)
It’s not a car?
Don't ask me for consistency, it's Sunday