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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat -1 points 1 month ago (14 children)

An Element is not an SUV, it's an absolutely wonderful car.

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 16 points 1 month ago (11 children)
[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat -3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+long+is+a+car says average 14.7 feet, 13.9 for compact cars or up to 15.7 for a full size car.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+long+is+a+honda+element says 169 inches, which is 14.1 feet

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+long+is+an+suv says typically 15 to 17 feet

I rest my case, I don't care what the manufacturer says. The Element is a little container of wonders, it is no car and no SUV.

(I think "SUV" used to have a different meaning which probably applied pretty well to what the Element is, but in the modern day in common parlance it means a massive mini-truck with an enclosed back section which certainly does not apply here, that was more my point.)

[–] DanFucks@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 3 points 1 month ago

Don't ask me for consistency, it's Sunday

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