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New federal employees must now write essays praising Trump's policies (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Those seeking a job in the federal government will now have to write an essay in support of Donald Trump's executive orders, according to a memo from the Office of Personnel Management.

Vince Haley, the White House's head of domestic policy, wrote in the May 29 memorandum that all civil service applicants must answer a series of essays as part of the job recruitment process, including one about how they would "help advance" Trump's policy priorities.

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hmm, let's see... I like Trump cause he totally doesn't smell like shit like people say. He's also the smartest man in America and not incredibly stupid like his college professors wrote. He's also as ethical as an oil corporation. His spray tan is a lovely orange and does not make him look cheap, fat and trashy.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Especially not trashy. Trash is not his middle name, despite what the majority of people think.