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[–] toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

Up a Tree
You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach.

On the ground below you can see:
BIRD’S NEST
JEWEL-ENCRUSTED EGG

[–] chraebsli@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

chraebsli is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.