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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There’s already a codebase for bursting from the ground in an explosion of lava. Everyone wants that.

You’re the first person asking for a scarf, and our system doesn’t even know what a neck is.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 4 hours ago

Time for the old NPC-with-a-train-for-a-hat trick.