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Fox news trying to explain github. (programming.dev)
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[–] artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

[–] frezik@midwest.social 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

whip it good

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

break yo mommas back

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Will Riker enters the chat.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Could be a trusty rump bone