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Just ask if she plays Warhammer bro
Send me her number. Because she clearly knows Tau are the only good guys in Warhammer.
Only if you’re cool with psychic brainwashing and a pseudo hive mind.
Exactly. Pseudo hive mind.
Also, shooting? Who the fuck has time for that? Guns are for show, chain swords are for pros.
I’ll stick with my face punching, pissed off, genocidal, flying, fascist space vampires, thank you very much. No brainwashing involved with them, no sir. Not one bit.
I’d bring up giant robot coffins, too, but crisis suits are fuckin’ rad, even if you can’t shove a dead wizard in there.
I personally enjoy the shoulder launched cruise missile that has a 6 foot range on the Broadside.
It might be pretty showy. And it might not create a gore fest Saw fans would be jealous of. And it might feel clunky.
Ok actually I don't have anything I just like being artillery with legs
All of those things, like all of 40K, are great things.
I just like being fists/chainswords with jump packs and dead guy robots, I get it.
I also love melee deep strikes into artillery armies, chef’s kiss.
According to the Imperium.
Come at me, space Umgi.
Haha blue fishmen go pewpewpew
The one who says yes will be really into you tho.
Do u know about leeeenux muhlady?
Tell the neckbeard that "M'Lady" is pronounced "Malady." It's hilarious, especially if it's in front of the woman he was harassing.
Any woman who speaks to me must have a malady
lmao leeeenux
What if she says yes? She will think I'm some nerd who plays Warhammer. I'll just embarrass myself by knowing nothing about Warhammer.
"awesome, I've always wanted to get into it but none of my friends wanted to. would you mind introducing me to the game sometime?"
just have a couple thousand dollars ready in case she says yes again.