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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago

My wife asked me out. Only time a woman has ever done that to me. Only time she had ever done it. I thought she was attractive but I honestly didn't expect that. Knowing what I know about her now, it took a lot of courage for her to do that.

She shot her shot and hit a bullseye. There are no good reasons for women to spend all their time waiting on men to initiate.