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[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

~~30~~ yeah try 50, muchacho. or do you live somewhere sane or something?

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, hard pass on that. I think I'd retire early and then jump off a bridge once the funds run out.

[–] ChidiAnagonye@infosec.pub 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I don't even know how you'd find a bridge that actually guarantee death. I mean, I could (hypothetically) shoot up a police station and death by cop is more guaranteed death isn't it. Way better than just yeeting myself off a bridge. Pigs gotta pay lmao.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 13 hours ago

holy damn that's based. I want on whatever watchlist they put you on

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

I mean I didn't want to go too deep into that end just yet, let's pretend like it's as easy as jumping off a bridge.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 4 points 19 hours ago

that's about where I'm at now. take a wild guess why American capitalists are so hung up about increasing birth rates and cutting our health care