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Not all of us ars like that, you know.
Awfully judgemental of you to think poorly of us folk who just happen to like precision, appreciate good engineering or maybe have a small penis and require lavish symbols of wealth and status to prove we'e a more valuable human being than you in symbolic caps lock.
My rolex justifies my existence and represents how worthy of everything i am and anyone who disagrees is a jealous underling rolexless peasant demon.
We're just better people because we purchased an overpriced obsolete piece of 19th century technology and put it on our wrists.
This time measuring device i display on myself will show my toxic paternal figures and all those peera that disapproved of me that i am not a small child that's starved for validation, but a big man who is extremely confident.
Also, since i have a rolex, I'm more entitled to all ypur money than you are. Give me your money. You'll just squander it.
Note to self: buy a 3 dollar casio digital watch and write 'rolex' on it with a sharpie. Next time someone with a real one is spotted, compliment their taste, try to force things in common and call them my hero. Request autograph when they leave.