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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And the US just officially warned Iran “not to retaliate”. I think we know what’s coming, lads.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

Hopefully Mar-a-Lago is being considered as an ideal target for a terrorist attack.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let it be known that WW3 was not unforeseen.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anyone checked Nostradamus lately?

I stuck a magnet up his butt and now his rotation powers a small bitcoin farm.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Honestly, I wouldn't bother at this point. We're in the react portion, not the prediction phase.