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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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TranscriptA tweet saying "Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is "alpha male".It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is "Beta male". This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is "Delta Male". This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a "Gamma male" It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an "Omega Male" It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders." The last one is a "Sigma male" It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."

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[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If this was a dating sim, alpha would talk nonstop how sexy his cranium shape is while 5 others are doing a shooting on the background.

Then he'd hit you and tell you its your fault.

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

"Look what you made me do!"

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well they would need to be playable characters otherwise you couldn't date them or it may be gay. We all know everyone capable of playing videogames is a straight male after all.