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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 30 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

I don't know who this person is but something tells me he is the son of a wealthy family who has connections to all of those brands.

How far off am i?

That job does not sound like a real job, it sounds like a job title that is a thinly veiled excuse to arrange perpetual exclusive socialism for the rich.

Thank you for reading my analysis, the bill, regardless wether i am correct is about 69.420mil

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 65 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Mckinsey is a company with over 45,000 employees.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

So many morons getting paid way to much money to make stupid decisions.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 15 hours ago

It's management 101.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 30 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You aint wrong, McKinsey is the ultimate job farm for mid grade nepo babies and/or elite school graduates.

For example, Ursula von der Leyen hired McKinsey for German Army re-org...

then both of her children got plush jobs at the firm, her daughters 3 years there then leveraged into elite degree a Stanford

https://fsi.stanford.edu/people/johanna-von-der-leyen

Johanna joins the Ford Dorsey Master’s in International Policy from McKinsey’s Sustainability Practice. During her 3.5 years at the management consultancy, she advised private sector clients from various industries on sustainability strategies and developed reports on climate risk with the McKinsey Global Institute. During her parental leave from McKinsey, she received a Master of Philosophy in Environmental Policy from the University of Cambridge (UK). She also holds a bachelor’s degree in Politics and Economics from the University of Münster. At Stanford, Johanna hopes to deepen her knowledge in integrating environmental policies into the dynamics of international policymaking. Her academic interests also include nature- and climate-related risk assessment and adaptation, and particularly the role of nature-based solutions. Johanna is an outdoor enthusiast, a passionate dressage rider who participated in competitions on the highest national level in Germany, and she enjoys running and gardening in her spare time.

There is a club, and most people see it before their eyes and still somehow manage to not see it for it is.

Just work harder!

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, she went on parental leave from her job, as in having a newborn baby, and used that time to get a master’s degree? Either the baby didn’t spend much time with mom or the degree is a joke, because I have a really hard time imagining having the energy to work on a serious master’s degree in a year or less while taking care of an infant!

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 5 points 14 hours ago

Prolly has a nanny tbh

There is a club

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

McKinsey is a company not a person

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Ackshually, they're considered moral persons. ☝️🤓

I know, it takes a second for the vomit to slide back down one's throat.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Companies are made of persons

Checkmte