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Kristi Noem Claims Cannibal 'Started to Eat Himself' on ICE Deportation Flight (people.com)

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[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 29 points 2 days ago

The other day, I was talking to some [U.S.] marshals that have been partnering with ICE. They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home, and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself and they had to get him off and get him medical attention.

Then Principal Skinner and Miss Krabaple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me.