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Except when everyone pushes to main at the same time and now you have conflicts.
They wouldn't push to main at the same time tho, they would push to the branches they're working on. Unless their organization is very badly run, and then it's probably already happened before just because it was Tuesday.
Who pushes to main? That branch should be protected! Who reviews the merge request?
Lol, standards 🙄