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[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

about screwing you

Where does it say that? Am I stupid?

[โ€“] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If you didn't sleep with an investor yet, u're cooked

We had dinner, talked then went to sleep (had my own bed ๐Ÿ˜Ž)

He is subtle-ly playing into the wordgame that he had sex with her, but really just stayed over overnight.

[โ€“] CluckN@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had my own bed implies they slept alone.

[โ€“] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes but they were insinuating until that sentence. It was a way to grab the reader's attention so they would keep reading.

[โ€“] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They just met in the previous sentence. It sounds weird to "grab the attention" by holding some kind of sexual implication for a single sentence.

Instead, I read it as a thankfulnes of the hospitality. If I were to crash at some strangers place, I wouldn't be surprised if I was to sleep on the couch or sone improvised solution. Getting an actual bed for a crash night sounds like a good sign of hospitality.

[โ€“] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They began leading on the audience immediately with the very first click bait-y sentence.

[โ€“] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, I stand corrected. Yeah, that makes it look bad.

[โ€“] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Added context is that the extra line breaks make only the image and the first line load at first

[โ€“] LilB0kChoy@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

Isn't the husband the investor? Wouldn't he be subtly saying he slept with her husband.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay cool.

How exactly is he supposed to say he slept with someone without y'all going "SEX!!! THAT MEANS THEY HAD SEX!!!"

Like you've basically made it impossible to get the information across "I have slept with someone else."

[โ€“] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Never underestimate the ~~weakness~~ power of the Allosexuals!

[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Nowhere. I don't know?