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[–] don@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know you’re clean the same way you know you’re clean in the shower. And just like the shower, some use a bit of soap when using the bidet.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes when I have a particularly heinous dookie I’ll get in the shower afterwards, and I make sure I’m clean by actually wiping my hand across it to see if there’s still poo.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You can do the same thing with a bidet and completely obviate the need to get in the shower.

As I understand, those who clean with soap on the bidet are already washing the hand that washes out the ass-crack, the same way as if you’re in the shower, and now to know your ass is shower level clean.