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Double agents, hacking attacks, who knows what the chain of command custody was on the hard drives cds and thumb drives they cut out of epsteins safe when the fbi raided his Manhattan townhouse mansion in โ19. Intelligence agency assets are not very scrupulous people, their main motivators are money and self preservation