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A devious interview (more images in post) (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by felixwhynot@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 92 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren't "incorporating blockchain technology" into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said "you have no idea what you're talking about" and went to lunch

I’d turn this post into an nft if I respected myself even a shred less.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And how is your team working on integrating AI into you codebase?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Iunno. If you need me, I’ll be in the shitter.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 2 weeks ago

It's called X now.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fired. You can reapply at a 100% pay increase in 2 weeks.

[–] sykaster@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What codebase?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago

Plot twist, they produce and sell mulch and fertilizer.